Someone needs to make a combination of the Powerball Gyroscope and a thumb-twiddler. An electronic thumb-twiddler, sort of. You could have it twiddle your thumbs for you. There could be a web site where people post their TPM (twiddles-per-minute) measurements. “Hey, check this out - I can twiddle my thumbs at 11,000 times per minute!” Work meetings would take on a whole new dimension. There’d be a constant subtle hum as everyone in the room worked on their twiddle rankings.

A revolution, I tell you!